Whenever I think about September 11, 2001, I have only one emotion and that is a deep, unrelenting anger that a group of murderous, suicidal Islamists destroyed "my towers."

U.S. Marines from the 15th Marine Expeditionary Unit's Maritime Raid Force recaptured the Magellan Star from Somali pirates who had seized the cargo ship on Wednesday.

Former National Lampoon CEO, Daniel Larkin, got a 45-month all-expense-paid luxury vacation at the expense of taxpayers Wednesday when a Philadelphia judge sentenced him to prison for his role in manipulating the company's stock.

A stock certificate from the Dutch India Company (its proper name was "Verenigde Oostindische Compagnie" or VOC) and issued in 1606 was discovered in the Netherlands.  Its date precedes a stock certificate from the same company issued two weeks later, which is owned by a group of German investors.

Wrestling star Hulk Hogan was admitted to the Morton Plant Hospital in Clearwater, Fla. on Monday complaining of back pain he says came from bending over to collect sea shells.  Hogan said spasms from his leg up to his hip finally forced him to face the pain and check himself into the hospital.

Set mostly in the desert, this tale of double and triple crosses involving an old miser (Ni Dahong) and his tarty young wife (Yan Ni) is replete with boisterously unfunny black slapstick.